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Aly Spratt. 23. Bournemouth.

Sex, Dogs and Comedy


acoolsuggestion:

honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

(via teenagerposts)

katy-l-wood:

thestarsaredown:

cutest-angel-in-heaven:

swede-bloggg:

pep95:

queenbradbury:

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

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and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

demono

((”Not just pizza”))

((”but eternal damnation”))

Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.

He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses

Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.

(via teenagerposts)

enyafan:

rosewater40oz:

acedious:

Beach Boys - Wouldn’t It Be Nice From Another Room

I can’t listen to this without crying

I’m going to reblog this at least twice a day increasing in frequency until it’s the only content on my blog…… nothing else matters…… at all……..

(via baesment)

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

(via teenagerposts)

nintendoggystyle:

shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)

(via teenagerposts)

bxtchrelax:

tfortrill:

theblibbles:

bunnythebratzdoll:

He discovered true power in wearing a wig.

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Originally posted by hiphopraptens

I FELT that “biitch”😂

(via shadowyfeels)